My Platform
- No more skipping leg days. I know if you skipped leg day. 🦵
- Free workout buddy. I will lead workout sessions for students looking at getting into better shape.
- Discounted G FUEL. No workout is complete without G FUEL.
- Get better toilet paper. No longer shall the masses be subjugated to using thin sandpaper that rips upon contact with your butthole. 🧻
- Free discord nitro for CS students. And we'll make the engineers pay for it. 🎮
- More puppies in CSC. 🐶
- Build a wall around ETLC to keep all the engineers in. 🧱
- Manadatory deoderant training for all engineers. 😷
Nominate Me
If you're cool, you'll click this button and sign the form in order to nominate me. I will know if you didn't.
Who Am I?
I'm just your average <insert relatable characteristic> student. Most important of all, I love Java and hate emacs. When I'm not coding for the next FAANG startup, I'm working out to physically outperform all my VP Sports opponents.
You may also remember me from my previous campaign. I'm back and this time I'll be on the ballot. You can also find me on Instagram. I may have not won the SU election as it was rigged, but I can still win the UACS elections. If not, I will commit an insurrection at CSC.